November 22nd, 2010
Harry Potter according to Harry Potter
- Harry Potter and… I’m a what?
- Harry Potter and the year a huge fucking snake from the sewers tried to kill muggleborns, and I killed that bitch
- Harry Potter and HE WAS THEIR FRIEND
- Harry Potter and the- fuck, Voldemort’s back, but he forgot to give himself a nose.
- Harry Potter and the year nobody believed me, my girlfriend was a giant cry baby, my Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher was a bitch and Bellatrix killed my Godfather.
- Harry Potter and the year Snape killed Dumbledore, that bastard.
- Harry Potter and the… can I go back to being Just Harry, please?
I was bored.
We can stop this now. Kay?
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This is perfect.
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